DArnz..The New ConDeNseD TimeTAble SUx to The Core..Is'Nt It Suppose To Be "cOnDensed " instead OF a LOnger TimeTable?? (HAHa..Eyes PAin right , because of all the capital and small letters eh??haha Sorry Elson!~ cos i promise this guy to try not to write in Big ,small letters as he finds it frustrating..i guess some of you share the same sentiments too eh??heeh ) Well , anyway not to digress further..this entry is to express my discomfort , as having a blog means letting everyone knows about ur current events , how you feel etc... Okok Maybe Discomfort arises because i always Kana bEatings , pinches from pearl..haha.. Nah , having a blog is extreme fun and things that i declare , of course..are not controversial issues that will get me into trouble with my friends la ..hence nO worry. But nowadays it seems that most of my new news are not news to anyone anymore *aiz*..

 Ok give ya all a scenerio to picture -> Me : "Eh...PEArl (frantically waving hands..) , tell you arh...SAt me and lyn they all went to Zouk ler..superb fun arh!~ hahahha "
   Pearl : (uninterested..looking eslewhere and biting her straw still ) yah i noe..i read ur blog liao..
  ME: HUhz?? (sianz ) ooh ..nvm ..eh That day i saw MAggie Q, rachael lee and MArk Z ler..Cool ler!~!kekek
   Pearl: (continue drinking her coke and gimme a Duh~ look) Yah i know , i read your blog liao . So MAggie Q really not very pretty har??
  Me :( Feeling upset that i cant get the expected "WAh...WOH...sooo Gd...." outcome , i felt all the fun of gossiping swiftly slipping away from me..leaving a sense of frustrations behind..) Eh...you know everything liao eh..not fun sia..next time must write all the boring stuffs on my blog , must leave all the Juicy gossips and news to allow me the privilege of fluanting the 1st hand experience of bringing it forth to my mates.. (at least i get to see their expression and indulge in it..darnz..)
  Hence after this dialogue , i simply feel at a loss of things to converse with her ( 1st time eh?haha) and decided to say ...: "PEArl..i gotta go...having class liao..bYez..."

Thats when it hits me that this may be detrimental to my ego , by not having any newest gossips to share or start a conversation..Even Guo qiang (my classmate) came and ask me about Kelvin's Ns ..Now everyone who reads my blog seem to know alot about me and my current lifestyle . Hmm i reckon thats good , because I and my "readers" are  connected through my personal details and thus embedding intimacy. (ermz they may feel that they would know me better after reading my blog ) HAha ..thats craps lah , i just wrote it to practise my techiques of Literature-paper 8 (craps=only the part about readers..the rest is true..i would'nt delude any of you..*swear* )

Lastly i Just had a phonecall from WALLACE (note his name..he bullys me whenever he have the chance and yes..he is the guy from my previous entry , who brought me to mt Faber and tiong baru ) He calls to mock me , to laugh about the fact that im a "BA ZHANG"... Having a pear shaped body..and continues to "de-flatter" me by proclaiming :" JOlyn ar , you dont go on deluding yourself that you are pear shaped la..You ARe A WaterMelon-Shaped..Short and Round ." (whats???mE=watermelon??worse than a pear?? ) OKok..He never really say the words short and round..but then thats the meaning of comparing me to a watermelon is'nt it?? He must have thought of it that way too...must be..stOOpid guy..keke Anyway , anyone who has read my past entries would realise that all the pear-shaped and Ba zhang are mentioned by me in my last entry. (THus adding it to the negative effects of having a Honest blog) By the way , is'nt him suppose to sympathise with me??Instead of laughing like a mad man on the loose..Hence i vow to Publicise his name ,photographs in my blog , and make all of you who are free to call him up constantly and bug him till he begs me for mercy ..Because he is always ..forever sleeping and calls will irritate him aLOT. keke(Eh he definitely would not beg me for mercy la ,and if he is reading this ..Im Dead..he would mock me all the more..but i dont care...~~~hahaha)
  Although there's disadvantages to blogging., i still find the pros outweighing the cons . And although im still getting complaints from all over my social circle , that my forms ,style of writing and my grammatical + spelling errors makes it hard on the eyes , its fine because on the bright side of it..HAving a blog allows me to voice thoughts that i will never attempt in reality and connects me to all my friends as they can read it whenever they are free.Anyway hope everyone will find reading my future blogs a pleasant experience . *grinz
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