Sunday, April 01, 2007
My mum is a lovely yet hilarious lady. She is rather like Sreekumar in fact. JUst for the benefit of letting everyone have some bit of laughter..im letting you guys in. BUt no mocking of my dear mum yea...just laugh at her "cuteness" will do. Knowing english or chinese is no biggie...she is lovely and she is my AH BU. so there goes nuthing.
Mummy's original..yet not original Pun.1st incident:
Mama: hey, mei ar..you want some "meh lok"??
Jolyn: eh..mama meh lok...orh okie lo..i want iced meh lok hor...* Jolyn goes !!!!!! 5 seconds after lamenting that..."meh lok"....ahhhh mama...its MILO la, what meh lok , meh lok...
Niece(start running into kitchen..gasping for air) : Ah Mah...you make what? I want "Meh lok" oso..
Jolyn: --__-- ... MAma, see la..i tell you liao.
Mama: aiyah, nvm lah..anything oso can la. ok la,"MY LOK" "MY LOK" lo...
2nd incident:
Le Xuan (my 4 years old niece) had some home work to do over the weekend. The home work was to draw some thing that starts with "i" and "j". And so i had to help her with it as usual. Mama was outside my room busy ironing clothes.
Jolyn(me) : Ok, Le Xuan..I for what? (not I for Im LIM CHIN FEN HOR..i cannot ask my niece to draw me right??)
Le Xuan : I for Ice cream...
Gd gd..she start drawing ice cream on her book. Then we went on to "j"..
Jolyn: wah lao... JAm abit hard to draw le, i cant even draw nicely la. Ice cream still easy, Jam abit hard le.
Mama: draw jelly la.
Jolyn: wah...u think jelly easy to draw ar, you come n draw la..How to draw jelly sia??
Mama: eh, yah hor ...draw "jeep" la
Jolyn: You siao ar? Jelly dunno how to draw, you think i know how to draw jeep ar?? (i was envisioning the jeep car which is extremely difficult even to imagine lest asking me or my niece to even draw it....)
Mama: har? Where got hard? Just draw *zzzzssss* ( she was making the zizak sounds)and 2 lines can liao mah.
Jolyn: ??????
Korkor:????
Jolyn and kor kor : started laughing NONSTOP...
Realisation start dawning upon us after 10 seconds of hearing and seeing her animated gestures of zzsss . She was saying..."
ZIP" not jeep.
Jolyn: (in between laughters and trying to explain to my mum) MAa.... J is for JAm, for Jeep that car..not "JIP", ZIP -"LA LIAN" is Z....Z for ZIP mah...Not J for JIP. muahahhaa
MAma: (laughing and bending over) after awhile...OOh ok la...same la..J for Jeep , Z for Zip lo. Sounds same la. *smiles sheepishly*
MY mum cute right?? LOvely lovely
Labels: J for Jip..Z for Zip
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